The Best Darn Excuses for Traffic Ticket Violations

Getting a Traffic Ticket, for the most part, is far from funny. But here are a few situations the folks at No Points Traffic Tickets thought you may enjoy!
  
  
What are the Best Excuses to Get out of a Ticket?

Here are a few more that comes to us from the FanIQ online.

  1. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar wasn’t plugged in.
  2. Please officer, I swear to drunk I’m not god.
  3. I’m sorry officer… I just got breast implants and wearing a seatbelt hurts…
  4. Sorry officer, I was trying to kill a bug under my gas pedal!
  5. If I was speeding, you probably were speeding to catch me, so how ‘bout we forget abut the whole thing?
  6. My wife is pregnant; I’m trying to get to the hospital.

One Response

  1. Stephen Jenkins Says:

    My favourite “thinkgs not to say to a cop” is still

    “Gee Thanx for letting me off with just a warning officer.. Your just as nice as the last guy”

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